hicstreme:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Former bookstore employee here.

Just wait until Thirty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades of Black
All the Shades of Grey
Fifty Greys of Shade
Black and White Shades
A Hundred Grey Shades
The Grey Area

(via qualianathema)

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Ahaaaaa!!!!

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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

Hahahahahaha!!!

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

Hahahahahaha!!!

(via aworldofmusic)

incunabulist:

wendzeemakarling:

tietjens:

whimmy-bam:

loki-took-my-hawk:

yourleastsassyfriend:

tio-salamanca:

image

This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT

okay instant happiness

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

IT’S FROM MATILDA. I SUGGEST THAT YOU WATCH IT BECAUSE IT’S AN AMAZING MOVIE

YAY!! CHILDHOOD!!

(via bonkalore)

the-evidence-of-winter:

ROBTD Crime AU: The most recent headache for the Federal Bureau of Investigations is a cybercriminal hacking into government databases and secret files across the globe: a mysterious individual who operates under the codename ‘FROST.’ That’s on top of their other unsolved high profile cases: a weapons veteran responsible for a string of bank heists,  the criminal replacing famous artworks with forgeries so perfect they’ve fooled half of the world and the even more elusive head of the Dragon Syndicate. So far, none of the investigations have yielded any conclusive leads. But then of course, no one would have suspected the four felons to be working together…

hicupp:

RotBTD photo booth shenanigans (◠‿◠✿)

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

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outofprintclothing:

#countdowntoslaughterhouse5bookclub

outofprintclothing:

#countdowntoslaughterhouse5bookclub

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